Resist the urge to look cool. You don't like to travel. Accept it. Acceptance is the key to living a peaceful life
Remember that travel, like anything else in this world is all about probability. When your traveller friend talks about this great trip he was on he's not telling you about 3 other absolutely fuck all trips he was also very much on. And this ain't poker. Beginners luck ain't applicable
Be strong. If you don't like travelling you are in all probability a lazy person and have oodles of experience in lying and making seemingly true excuses. Use your god given talent. Divide and conquer. Convince the others (separately). Use the proverbial carrot (Beer, Harry Potter 7 etc.) to convert the others
So you've been sucked into travelling. Well, lets face it, you're screwed - walking long distances, uncomfortable bus / car journeys, heat / cold, dirt and grime. But there is one thing you can do, make it worse for others. Don the famous "I'm hating it here / I want to shit" FACE (Except of course when posing for snaps). Make others feel guilty for dragging you to the shithole you've been dragged to
Take a room with cable, preferably DTH and a view. Locate a beer shop close by. Your holiday has just been made.
If you've been sucked in you need to suck in another one from our side. You need a non-traveller to watch your back. If left to the travellers they'll make you walk every inch of the city! What blasphemy! Your only chance of avoiding that is to find a partner to laze with in the room
Use the famous FACE with vigour when the time comes to shell out money. You didn't want to come after all, right?
If the destination is Goa, then don't do any of this. I will personally kick your butt
cable tv? are you serious?
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