This is a DOs & DON'Ts checklist that gets handed out to every person in Delhi when he/she is awarded a license
The objective is to cause pain to every other driver on the road. If you haven't caused pain you haven't done your civic duty as a license holder. Follow these few simple rules to cause maximum pain:
1. If you're driving slowly drive on the right. Then no-one will be able to legally overtake you
2. If you're driving slowly and see someone else doing the same, don't be on the same lane as him/her. Then you'll make overtaking for faster vehicles more difficult
3. Do not follow lanes. That just doesn't make any sense. Eg: You want to turn right at the intersection? Stay on the left and change lanes in the last minute.
4. Don't check the rear-view mirror before overtaking vehicles. In fact fold in you rear-view mirror so that you just can't use it
5. Do not use the dipper at night. Why reduce the noise on the road, eh?
6. Always stay on high beam. Why waste functionalities in your vehicle?
7. Don't use indicators. Even better, if you want to go right, use the indicator for the left and vice versa. What fun no?
8. Every now and then speak on your cell phone. There's no need to pull over, that's just stupid. Whatever happened to multitasking?
Jam the free left turn in a crossing ! Come on there is nothing FREE in India.
ReplyDeletePark your car in between a busy road ! How else will people notice that u have one.